Anyone remember these?
To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, Hey, can you give me a hand? You can say, Sorry, got these sacks.
If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em go, because, man, they're gone.
If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror, because I bet that's what REALLY throws you into a panic.
Jack Handy-Deep Thoughts
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Remember them?? My husband and I try to quote them to each other. Thank you Reegz, you made my day!!
I remember one about taking your children to an old abandoned warehouse and telling them that Disneyland burned down.
This used to be my favorite part of SNL. We should make up our own.
here's a deep thought that'll blow your brain out. Think for even just a minute that God has always eternally existed and proclaims to be the great "I AM" never having a beginning or being created..........
That's in a different category Cbass. "PROFOUNDLY STAGGERING"--
The MAC Daddy
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