Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Happy b-day u wretch!

Happy birthday to this wretch! It's been a year today! Amazing how fast time goes! I have to add on of course-another Levi story-this time disguised under a different heading.
While up at Grammas one of the local rednecks came over for a visit with her grandson who was Levi's age. After he left Levi told grampa Joe "His name was "Locust" (Logan) and by the way his dad is in jail." Just tonight we asked him what his dad was in jail for and he replied,"drinking and car-ring."

Thursday, May 24, 2007

Good points

1) It’s not enough to know the truth; you have to practice what you believe.

2) It’s not enough to speak positively about the truth; you also have to confront error.

3) It’s not enough to be on guard for yourself; you have to be concerned for the safety for all the flock.

More of you know who

Levi's singing today
"It's raining, it's pouring, the "ultimate" is snoring......."

He's been waking up with wet pants lately. I'm sure he'd appreciate me telling you. Like a nice mom I asked him if he needed to sleep in diapers. He said no. I said what's the problem? He said he just keeps dreaming he's in the pool. That's all.

If the pool dreams would stop he'd be alright.
Wanna come for a swim?

Monday, May 21, 2007

I love it!

Summer! I cannot believe it is almost June 1st. Things I love about summer....
fresh smelling flowers
cozy fluffy rolling grass in my backyard
sun-kissed kiddies faces
warm summer breezes
late night warm walks where your hands get all sausaged up
pools open!
light out til 10!
I could go on and on!!!!!!!!!

How bout you?

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Funny quotes

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

Practice makes perfect.....But nobody's perfect......so why practice?

The light at the end of the tunnel is just the light of an oncoming train.

Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.

When I was a kid, we had a quicksand box in the backyard. I was an only child...eventually.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax; tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.

Thursday, May 10, 2007


I am undeserving of....(I found this out there somewhere and had to totally agree!!!)

1. The love of God
2. The grace of Christ
3. The fellowship of the Holy Spirit
4. Forgiveness for my wickedness and sin
5. Adoption into the family of God
6. Justification before a just and holy God
7. Union with Christ the blameless and pure
8. Escape from the wrath of God that is coming
9. Having a people, Christ's people, to care for in the Christian ministry
10. The privilege of looking each day into God's Word, of either having this as a "job" or the sight and the mental ability to do it
11. Association with Christ by wearing the name "Christian" or participating in baptism and membership in His body, the church
12. Eternal life
13. Seeing Jesus by faith now and by sight when time gives way to eternity
14. The favor of the Lord in the form of my husband
15. The fruit of the womb, three children on loan to us for the glory of God
16. Friends and family who have loved me enough to teach me, correct me, bear with me, rejoice with me and pray for me

Sunday, May 06, 2007


On the “interesting” side of things, how can you go wrong with a video clip of Joel Osteen preaching with clever subtitles added?