Babies

Levi-""Mom, where do babies come from?"
Me-"God"
Levi-"But how do they get there?"
Me-"God puts them there."
Satisfied.
Next Day....
Levi-"Mom, what's sex?"
Me-"Which one of your friends do I need to talk to?"
Levi-"***"
Me-"What did he say?"
Levi-"He said babies come from sex."
Me-"Yep."
Satisfied.
Next Day.....
Levi-"Mom, I keep trying to tell *** that babies come from God and not sex but he won't listen."
Me-"What is sex?"
Levi whispers, ""it's when 2 people are naked."

Me.......