Levi funnies

Levi was reading his Language lesson the other day and he said, "Mom, why do they call Jesus the great Fizican?"
I said, "The Great physician?"

Levi says, "Mom, I love the Smurfs!"
I said, "Me too!"
He says, "I especially like Gargamel and his cat Israeli."

"Mom, I have a private question for you." (This is always scary)
I say, "Ok, what is it?"
He looks at me VERY seriously, "Can babies come out of your butt?"
I say, "No. Never."
"ARE YOU SURE?" he asks.
"I'm SURE, " I tell him.