Tims Tale

This is one of my friends boy. Hilarious. Griffin is the cat by the way.
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Gorgeous

She kinda looks like Hurricane Barb don't she? Just plain gorgeous yes?

Eyes

Levi and Libs were bickering one morning when I turned around and said, "Stop it!" Liberty said, "Mom, you have eyes in the back of your head." To which Levi replied, "Yeah, but she can't see out of them because she has too much hair."

Ballerina Girl

Swears

Libs told me yesterday that she knew some swear words. "Really?" I said. "What are they?" (Don't you always ask your kids?) She whispered, "Cwap. Ditch. Can I say those words?" I said, "No." She said, "I know one more. Suck."
Yeah, I spelled it right. Ditch. Just keepin it extra clean people.

Postmodern flannel-board

Levi loves telling the preschoolers flannelboard stories at nursery duty on Wednesdays. Sometimes, however, the stories melt together. Like todays:
Levi begins, "There was a man named Daniel who was walking along the road one day. He came across his Uncle and they talked. Suddenly, three wisemen were there wondering what he was about to do next. He was told his brothers were jealous because his dad loved HIM the best and gave him a beautiful colorful coat. He then was told that he was going to the lions den because he was worshipping God and he was only supposed to worship the king of the land." (Up goes the den and Daniel is thrown in it-in the meantime a giane Goliath is in the background and one of the little boys walked up and laid him down, defeated)Levi looks at the crowd puzzled and then says, "I cannot find my lions so it will actually be evil birds that were thrown in the den overnight with Daniel. In the morning Daniel wakes up and amazingly the good Lord protected him and didn't allow those birds to gouge his eyes out." The End