Whomever is without sin

While playing Bible trivia the other day we came across the story of the "possible stoning." I asked the boys, "Do you know this story?" It was familiar but not in the way the question was asked. I said, "So, if Jesus said whomever was without sin should cast the first stone, who cast the first stone?" Levi pipes up, "Jesus!"

Eyes

Levi and Libs were bickering one morning when I turned around and said, "Stop it!" Liberty said, "Mom, you have eyes in the back of your head." To which Levi replied, "Yeah, but she can't see out of them because she has too much hair."

Levi's prayer

...and dear God, please save my Grampa. You know he's already half dead. Thank you. Amen.