How many christians does it take to change a light bulb?
Charismatic: Only 1-Hands are already in the air.
Pentecostal: 10-One to change the bulbs, and 9 to pray against the spirit of darkness.
Presbyterians: None-Lights will go on and off at predestined times.
Roman Catholic: None-candles only.
Baptists: At least 15-One to change the bulb, and 3 committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken.
Episcopalians: 3-One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk about how much better the old one was.
Mormons: 5-One man to change the bulb, and 4 wives to tell him how to do it.
Unitarians: We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, you are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, flourescent, 3-way, long life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.
Methodists: Undetermined-Whether your light bulb is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Bring a bulb of your choice to the Sunday lighting service and a covered dish to share.
Nazarene: 6-One woman to replace the bulb while 5 men review church lighting policy.
Lutherans- None-Lutherans don't believe in change.
Amish- What's a light bulb?