Whose mission statements?

1. ”A computer on every desktop and in every home, running our software”

2. "Establishing ourselves as the premier purveyor of the finest coffee in the world while maintaining our uncompromising principles while we grow."

3. ”We seek to be the world’s most customer-centric company, where customers can find and discover anything they may want to buy online at a great price.”

4. “To bring inspiration and innovation to every athlete in the world.”

5. ”Organize the world’s information and make it universally accessible and useful.”

6. ”To give ordinary folk the chance to buy the same thing as rich people.”

7. “To make people happy.”

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One man said all 3, who is it?

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The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

If we ever forget that we are One Nation Under God, then we will be a nation gone under.